I recently attended an avant-garde play. Here’s what it said in the program:
SCENE 1 Laura’s living room, several weeks later.
SCENE 2 Easter, aboard a Turkish woman’s thigh.
SCENE 3 Deep within the colon of a woolly mammoth. 16, 376 B.C.
SCENE 4 Inside a sailor’s shorts during the attack on Pearl Harbor.
SCENE 1 On a French sidewalk, six feet from escargot vomit.
SCENE 2 Inside a condom in Haifa. Jewish New Year.
SCENE 3 At your aunt’s house. Soon.
SCENE 1 In a Shriner’s hatband following oral sex.
SCENE 2 Down where Arturo used to live. Not that long ago.
John Lennon two songs (not tonight).