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I recently attended an avant-garde play. Here’s what it said in the program:

An Anteater, a Tire Iron and a Blue Hat
by Zal Fenchley
Act One

SCENE 1 Laura’s living room, several weeks later.

SCENE 2 Easter, aboard a Turkish woman’s thigh.

SCENE 3 Deep within the colon of a woolly mammoth. 16, 376 B.C.

SCENE 4 Inside a sailor’s shorts during the attack on Pearl Harbor.

Act Two

SCENE 1 On a French sidewalk, six feet from escargot vomit.

SCENE 2 Inside a condom in Haifa. Jewish New Year.

SCENE 3 At your aunt’s house. Soon.

Act Three

SCENE 1 In a Shriner’s hatband following oral sex.

SCENE 2 Down where Arturo used to live. Not that long ago.

Act Four

John Lennon two songs (not tonight).

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