So Now You’re a Zombie: A Handbook for the Newly Undead

FINAL WORD

So, you living bastard, this zombie handbook has found its way into your juicy hands? Think you’ve uncovered the secrets of the walking undead? Think again! The pages of this book have been laced with the z-virus. You’re now enrolled, either through finger-to-nose or finger-to-mouth transference. At this very moment, the virus is incubating in your body. Symptoms will soon begin to show.

There is no known cure. Welcome to the army of the undead. By reading and possessing this book, you have now received the information necessary to wipe out the rest of the human race. Thank you for joining us in one of the greatest conflicts in zed history!