Boy Meets Girl

Appetizers

Soup of the Day

$3.75

Oh my God, I am so fired. I can’t believe how fired I am. Why did I have to start crying during the

Guacamole

$3.75

interview? Why didn’t I think to turn the tape off before I started bawling my head off?

Sweet Plantains

$3.75

Why can’t I be like the T.O.D.? SHE would never cry while firing someone. But I don’t WANT to be

Yucca Fries

$2.75

like the T.O.D. I hate her. I should just quit. Now I have to find a new job on top of a new apt. and

Nachos with Cheese

$3.95

boyfriend. WHY IS EVERYTHING BAD HAPPENING TO ME ALL AT ONCE???? And why

Nachos with Jalapenos

$4.95

can I never find my journal when I need it? Which begs the question, where is it? What if

Nachos with Beef

$5.95

Amy or one of the housekeeping staff finds it? And reads it? Then I will be fired for sure. And

Nachos Grandes

$6.95

where the hell is Jen? She said to meet at Lupe’s after work, and so I’m here but she’s not, and now I

Salsa Cruda

$1.50

am sitting here by myself pretending to be jotting important business notes on this menu so that creepy

Quesadillas

$3.50

guy in the corner won’t come over here and start talking to me. Must try to appear like imp. business

Quesadilla Grandes

$6.95

woman with no time for casual flirtation in Mexican restaurant. Oh my God, what if Jen doesn’t come

Mini Quesadilla Grandes

$5.95

and I end up having to eat here by myself and that guy comes over and tries to join me and it turns out

House Salad

$3.95

he’s the vestibule rapist and he follows me back to Jen’s building and pulls a knife on me? Thank

Mexican Salad

$5.95

God I took that self-defense class through the Staff Resource Program. Won’t he be surprised when

Mexican Grilled Chicken Salad

$8.25

I break his nasal cartilage with an upthrust heel of the hand and send it back into his brain stem, instantly

Mexican Bean Salad

$6.95

paralyzing him? Although on the whole I would much rather just meet Jen for drinks like we planned.

Sides

Oh, God, I need a beer. Poor Mrs. Lopez! I guess she is looking for a job now, too. Only she has

Chips

$1.00

a lot more chance than I do of getting something decent. Those cookies were delicious, anybody

Spanish Rice

$1.75

would hire her in a minute, whereas I am totally useless. I can only type 35 words per minute and God

Jalapenos

$1.00

knows I can’t supervise, my people skills are for shit, I can’t even get a decent boyfriend let alone tell

Sour Cream

$1.00

people how to do their jobs. It is such a joke, the paper hiring me, it is just a wonder I have even

Chopped Onion

$1.00

lasted this long, at this point I should just—Oh, there’s Jen, THANK GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!