Boy Meets Girl

Y Won’t U B With Me, Kate?

Oh, Kate, Y won’t U B with me?

Kate, Don’t U know what U mean to me?

I look at the dirty dishes piling up in the sink

and all I can think

is Kate

U kept the place so clean

Kate, I treated U like a queen

Oh, Kate, U mean the world to me

Kate, Come home to me

Oh, Kate, Y can’t it B

Like it used to B

Because this world ain’t meant for lovers

No, this world ain’t meant for U and me

Because the bureaucrats in Washington, they’ll set off the bombs, so what’s the point, Kate?

We’re all just going to die, anyway.

So, Kate, Y won’t U B with me?

—Dale Carter, All Rights Reserved