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O writes Paqu:

Dear Mommy,

Hello from Paris, or should I say bonjour from Paree. It’s very nice here, with the Eiffel Tower and all that. The pain au chocolat is awesome, but don’t worry, I’m not eating too much. All the French women are very skinny, the bitches. Talk to you soon.

Your daughter,

Ophelia

The BC folks aren’t idiots—they route the e-mail through one of their affiliates in France so the “sent at” matches up.

Then O writes Chon and Ben:

Hi guys,

Get me the fugh outta here.

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O