Испалец в колесе (сборник на русском и английском)

Readers lettuce

Dear Sir,

IF Mr Mothballs (Feb, 23 Sun'Taimes, page 8. col 4), thinks that the Hon gentleman (Norman Ccough). Well I'm here to tell him (Mr Mothballs) that he has bitten off more than he can chew. How dearie imply that Mr Ccough is socially inpurdent? Was it not Ccough whom started off the worled wide organiseationses, which in turn brought imidiate response from the Western Alliance (T. U. R.). If Mr Smithbarbs sincerely imagines that Indonegro is really going to attack the Australian continent with the eyes of the worled upon them I can only asulme that he (Mr Smallburns) has taken leaf of his sentries! Has he forgetting Mr Ccough's graet speek at the Asembly of Natives? Is he also forbetting that hithertoe unpressydessy charter — the Blested Old Widows — which was carried through the House with a Majollity vote?

In future I hobe thet Mr Smellbarth will refrian frog makeing wild and dangeroo statemonths.

I remain still, yours for the arsking,

Jennifarse Cough (no relations).

P.S. CAN I HEVE A PHOTY OF WINDY STANDSTILL?

Well maa'mm, the old Coblers think you're a very plucky christion. Wish there were a few more like yourself maa'mm!!!