Things my girlfriend and I have argued about (online version)

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Margret thinks I'm vain because… I use a mirror when I shave. During this argument in the bathroom — our fourth most popular location for arguments, it will delight and charm you to learn — Margret proved that shaving with a mirror could only be seen as outrageous narcissism by saying, 'None of the other men I've been with,' (my, but it's all I can do to stop myself hugging her when she begins sentences like that) 'None of the other men I've been with used a mirror to shave.'

'Ha! Difficult to check up on that, isn't it? As all the other men you've been with can now only communicate by blinking their eyes!' I said. Much later. When Margret had left the house.