Savages

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On the radio some airwave jabber-jockey goes on and on about the new prez being a socialist while another mike-monkey “defends” him.

A fight as real and choreographed as a WWF match. The liberal in one corner, the conservative in the other—pick your villain, pick your hero.

Ben likes the new POTUS because the cat smoked weed, snorted crack, wrote about it, and got away with it.

Nobody said dick.

Not in the primaries, not in the campaign, not at all.

And you know why?

Because he was black.

And you have to love that.

No disrespect to Dr. King, Ben thinks, but the giddiest guy on Inauguration Day would have been Lenny Bruce.

Paqu was, like, appalled when Obama got elected.

Like, what’s next, a Mexican?

At least the White House lawn will look good, O comforted her.