AK 239: The Enemy Is Already Here

Peterson AFB

NORAD

Command Center, CO

An Airman walks to the general,

“General, the F35s are inbound. ETA zero two minutes ’til target acquisition, sir.”

The general than says to Stone,

“Clear the area we have two fighters inbound. ETA zero two minutes. Hello?”

The general looks to an airman questioning the line.

The airman says, “The line is open sir. It sounds like there’s a fight going on.”

Another airman says, “They’re fuel is low, sir, and there are no tankers in the air within 200 miles.”

“Aw, hell!” says the general.