AK 239: The Enemy Is Already Here

Antigua, Caribbean

^{Beach Resort}

Bartender delivers drinks to a man and woman sunning themselves on a beach.

At first it looks a bit like Jen and me.

However, upon closer inspection the following was relayed to me:

A man, in designer sunglasses, pulls up a briefcase and pulls out a hundred and gives it to the waiter.

“Gracias, senior.”

It’s crazy Al and Tatiana, his Russian doctor girlfriend!

Crazy Al is unrecognizable without his Santa beard.

They are sitting on a white sandy beach sipping cold drinks.

Tatiana looks much more relaxed and happy in a bikini than she ever did working for the Russian military as a doctor.

“I’ve been meaning to ask: Where did you find that suitcase?”

“Funny thing, I was hiding from some of you people in the warehouse and I found this just sitting there behind some fifty-five gallons drums that contained…”

“Uh huh,” comments the doctor, not really seeming to give it much thought.

Al pauses, realizing she’s not paying attention. He then says, “I’ve always hated cold weather.”

“Me too, darlink, me too.” says Tatiana, looking fabulous!