AK 239: The Enemy Is Already Here

Iranian TV

A middle class Iranian family sits around their large, flat screen color TV. They are watching a news report after morning prayers.

The male Iranian TV reporter, dressed in a nice outfit, says in Farsi,

“And this was chanted by tens of thousands of people gathered in Tehran after morning prayers today:”

The middle aged male reporter continues:

“In other news, the state has destroyed over 100,000 ‘morally damaging’ satellite dishes on local residents’ homes. The decadent West is poisoning our nation and its values according to a Balif militia report.”

“And the Iranian military, may they be blessed by god for all eternity, have created a new submarine, The Be’sat “II.” It is expected to carry 20 ICBMs and be similar to the Russian Typhoon class Akula submarine.”

“Death to the Great Satan which is the United States of America,” the reporter reads from his teleprompter.