Dawn Patrol

66

Johnny Banzai rolls up to the security shack at the Institute of Self Awareness and stops in front of the gate.

“I'm sorry, sir,” the guard says. “This is private property. You can't come in here.”

“Actually, I think I can.” He shows the guard his badge.

The guard tries to hang. “Do you have a warrant, Detective?”

“Yeah,” Johnny says. “My warrant is, if you don't open that fucking gate like two seconds ago, I'm going to drive through it anyway. Then, first thing in the morning, a battalion of health inspectors is going to arrive for a close look at the sushi and the celebrities. Then the fire inspectors are going to-”

The gate opens.

Johnny drives through.