Symso, gal—
Donno if I mentioned. Did I say that both of your contributions to my new masterpiece made the final cut?—
A. — Don’t do it, Rodya!83
B. — Catherine the Great dying in the royal W.C.84
There are, however, no footnoted citations of sources! And I have no acknowledgments page. But I thank you.
Love—
D.
83 “Amid the clutter of multilingual graffiti beside the door to the St. Petersburg garret that is alleged to be the one Dostoyevsky used as a model for Raskolnikov’s: Don’t do it, Rodya!” (23)
84 “Catherine the Great died after having suffered a stroke and fallen from a commode in the royal water closet.” (158)