The Price of Butcher's Meat

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FROM: charley@whiffle.com

TO: cassie@natterjack.com

SUBJECT: an exciting journey!

Hi!

Nothing from you-maybe your teaky bronzy doc is keeping you busy-nudge nudge.

Ive made it to Sandytown-just finished unpacking in Kyoto House-built on a cliff top to catch all them healthy breezes-very eco-friendly-solar panels-wind driven generator-etc etc. Lovely room-looking out over the North Sea-all blue amp; sparkly just now-but I hope we get a storm before I go. Funny that-only other time I was here I prayed for warm sunshine-this time I want thunder amp; lightning!

The journey first-we stopped off at Willingdene as planned-to meet Gordon Godley-the healer.

I quite liked him-nutty as a fruitcake-but sort of nice with it.

Hard to say how old-45? 55?-not helped by a mad black beard threaded with silver-like a bramble bush on an autumn morning-but v young v gentle gray eyes-a nose like a flying buttress in a dolls cathedral amp; a lovely smile. I could see the unclaimed treasures of the area queuing up to have his hands laid on their aching joints.

Dont think he took to me though. Tom didnt help-introducing me with a version of my thesis proposal that made me sound like the witch-finder general-out on the rampage! Mr Godley wouldnt meet my eye-answered my questions with monosyllabic grunts-so I soon gave up.

However-he listened to Toms pitch with great courtesy-tho I got the impression-using my finely honed analytical powers-that in fact he already knew a lot more about the Sandytown project than he was letting on. In the end-to shut him up I think! — he accepted Toms invite to make a visit to see if he felt called to bring his ministry there-Toms dead keen to get him onboard for what he calls the Festival of Health-scheduled for Bank Holiday weekend-Ill be long gone-thank heaven!-

Finally-at Marys request-Gord laid his healing hands on the sprained ankle.

As we left Tom claimed his injury was much improved.

— I felt a warmth-he asserted-A definite warmth as from a powerful sunlamp-

Back in the car-out of earshot of Mr Godley-I observed that-in veiw of the nature of the injury-I would have been more impressed if hed felt a definite coldness.

He turned in his seat-hed wanted me to sit in the front-but I insisted he needed the space because of his ankle- amp; gave me a delighted smile amp; said-see Mary how good Charlotte will be for us. Scientific objectivity-thats what we want. No chance of charlatanism ruining the good name of Sandytown with her keen eye upon us!-

Im not sure what lasting effect the healers hands might have on the sprained ankle-but one thing I feel certain of-Tom Parkers optimism is incurable!

Mary drove well amp; very carefully. If shed been at the wheel I doubt theyd have ended in the tank trap. On the other hand I couldnt regret that they had. My acceptance of their invitation might have been made in pique-but now I found I was really looking forward to the visit. Dont know if Ill get much useful thesis fodder out of it-after my start with Godly Gordon I guess Ill need to brush up my interviewing techniques-but being cast in the role of detached scientific observer tickled my fancy.

Like a camera-I will record- amp; not judge.

Or maybe Ill judge just a little! I am after all Steve Heywoods daughter.

Difference being-Ill keep my judgments to myself!

amp; you-of course!

Short break there.

Eldest kid-Minnie (= little Mary)-burst in to say lunch would be ready in 20 mins- amp; see if Id got everything I needed. Gave the impression shed been sent-but I suspect it was mainly her own idea-to check out the new fish! She talked nonstop-while her eyes gobbled everything up-especially my laptop. Shes 9 going on 90-reminds me of me at that age. Havent been bothering much with security-but now I may reactivate my password!

Got rid of her-by main force! — after a couple of minutes-so now I can get to the really exciting bit of the journey here-so pay attention!

Even at Marys steady pace it wasnt a long drive-but long enough for me to learn a little more about the Parkers. Old Yorkshire family-made their money in building-Tom trained as an architect-offices in Scarborough but siezed the opportunity offered by mod tech to work from home-4 kids-Minnie 9-Paul 8-Lucy 6-Lewis 5-apples of his eye-Marys too-but Tom comes first. I get the impression she doesnt like letting him take off alone-not cos she dont trust him sexually-but cos she worries what scrapes his enthusiasm might get him into! Like driving into the tank trap-I suppose!

He talked-with great affection-of his financier brother Sidney-younger- amp; invalid sister Diana-older. Without saying much-Mary gave the impression she has a few reservations about Sid in the City- amp; a whole bucketful about sister Di!

More to Mary than meets the eye. When Tom started rattling on about Kyoto House-inviting her agreement that it was in every way superior to the old Parker family home theyd swapped it for-she replied dutifully-I suppose youre right dear-but the old place did have such a pleasant garden- amp; so sheltered-

— yes-thats it entirely-he declared-as if shed confirmed everything hed said-It was indeed sheltered-from the benefits of the sea breeze- amp; sheltered from the veiw too-no outlook save for fields amp; trees! Now-from Kyoto up on North Cliff-on a clear day you can see halfway across to Holland- amp; when Im working out ideas for the development scheme I dont need to sit at my drawing board-I just go into my garden amp; look down amp; there it all is at my feet-as it were!-

— did you design Kyoto yourself? — I asked.

— naturally! — marvelous feeling-not having anyone looking over your shoulder at the drawing board-do you follow? The opportunity afforded me by the consortium-of getting involved in planning amp; building on a large scale-was not the least of its attractions. Its going to be something new-I promise you-nothing piecemeal or accidental-every step carefully thought out-every detail pertinent amp; planned! — amp; a carbon footprint no bigger than a cats!-

The quality of light ahead was now giving promise of the sea. Against the intense blue sky I could see the rather sinister silhouette of a large house-more than a house-a mansion-with enough towers amp; turrets to give the impression it had had youthful ambitions to grow into a castle!

— Denham Park-said Tom.

— where Lady Denham lives? — I guessed.

— oh no. She lives at Sandytown Hall-he replied-which her first husband-Hollis-acquired-along with the Lordship of the Sandytown Hundreds-an ancient traditional rank-acquired by purchase-unlike her subsequent title-

It sounded to me like shed got that by purchase too- amp; I think I detected a little twitch from Mary. Us psychologists are v sensitive to twitches!

— the Denham property-Tom went on- amp; the baronetcy of course-went to her nephew-in-law-Edward-

Here our conversation was interrupted-wed been driving with the sunroof open-to get the full benefit of the invigorating Sandytown air I presume- amp; suddenly-in an instant-the car filled with the most disgusting smell imaginable.

Pig shit! — on a huge scale-it made our slurry lagoon seem like a rose bowl!

Mary hit the button to close the sunroof-apologizing profusely.

— the Hollis pig farm-she said-except calling it a farm is an insult to real farmers!-

— now now my dear-said Tom mildly-its a natural smell- amp; nothing natural is harmful to man-

— nothing natural about the way they keep those poor animals-said Mary.

— intensive farming is the price we pay for not wanting to pay the price we would have to pay without it-said Tom- amp; its very rare that the wind is in a quarter which wafts the aroma into Sandytown-

— indeed no! — said Mary-which is why Daphne Brereton spent most of her time at her first husbands house-even after shed married her second!-

Yes-I know-mysterious! — but all will be explained later. Meanwhile we drove for a mile or more alongside a high wired fence through which I could see rows amp; rows of concrete buildings with all the charm of a concentration camp. Finally we reached the main entrance to the site-with a huge double gate- amp; a sign reading HOLLIS’S HAM-THE TASTE OF YORKSHIRE-except that someone had been at work with a spray can- amp; it now read-THE TASTE OF DEATH.

There was a man up a ladder with a bucket amp; scrubbing brush. He paused in his work as we passed amp; gave a wave. Tom wound down the window amp; called-Morning Ollie! More trouble, eh? — but Mary didnt slow down enough to give the man time to reply- amp; Tom closed the window again but not before wed got another near fatal dose of the porky pong!

A few minutes later Mary signaled to turn seaward as we approached a sign saying SANDYTOWN VIA NORTH CLIFF.

Tom said-my dear-why dont you take us round by South Cliff- amp; through the town-so Charlotte can give us her reactions-first impressions are so important-

Obediently Mary switched off the signal amp; drove on.

I didnt correct Tom about first impressions. Diplomatically I hadnt mentioned the famous excursion. Now I began to see for myself what Tom-of course-had already told me-that Sandytown-originally just a fishing village-is situated in a broad bay between two lofty headlands-North Cliff amp; South Cliff.

A loop of road runs down from North Cliff-through the village-then up to the coastal road again-via South Cliff.

Got that? — or do you need a diagram!-

As we approached the South Cliff turnoff-I could see the headland here was dominated by a complex of buildings. One of them looked like an old mansion house-green with ivy-with a long extension-in keeping but definitely recent. A couple of hundred yards away was a modern two storied building-the stonework brilliant white-broad reflective glass windows catching the drift of small white clouds across the bright blue sky. Alongside that-a long single storied building-in the same style.

We turned off the coast road-but before we began the descent proper-at Toms request Mary pulled in by a gilded entrance gate-set in a dense thorn boundary hedge-bit like the entrance to heaven in that Pilgrims Progress you got for a Sunday School prize-remember? — we used to tear pages out to roll our ciggies!

A large elegantly designed signboard was inscribed WELCOME TO THE AVALON FOUNDATION. There was a small gatehouse from which a man emerged-his face breaking into a smile when he recognized the car.

— Morning Mrs Parker-Mr Parker-he called.

— Morning Stan-replied Parker-How are things? Family well?-

— Yes thank you-all middling well. Yourself?-

— in the pink Stan-said Parker-which was either a bit of an exaggeration-or Mr Godleys healing hands really had done the business.

As they talked-I studied a site diagram beneath the welcome sign. It indicated that the main two storied modern block was the Avalon Clinic-the long single story was the Avalon Nursing Home- amp; the old house was the Avalon Convalescent Home.

A phone attached to the gate mans belt bleeped. He excused himself amp; turned away to answer it.

I said to Tom-how do the locals like having the clinic on thier doorstep?-

— some initial unease-lots of loose talk about lunatics amp; lepers-Tom replied-country folk are ready to believe the worst of strangers-but they also have an innate trust in authority. Round here that means Lady D amp;-to a lesser extent-myself. Once we showed the way-they followed- amp; suspicion has long been replaced by pride-

— the jobs amp; the extra income helped-observed Mary dryly.

The gate man was saying into his phone-no definitely not-nobody in the last hour-yes-Ill keep an eye out-dont imagine hell go far dressed like that!-

He switched off-turned back to the car amp; said-sorry Mr Parker-one of our convies has gone walkabout-elderly gent-might be a bit confused-Id best bring his photo up on the computer. See you soon I hope-

— you too Stan-said Parker.

Mary set the car forward. Ahead the road began its descent to the village.

— Convies? — I said-thinking convicts!

— what? — Oh thats what the staff call those staying at the convalescent home. Patients at the clinic are clinnies- amp; residents of the nursing home are rezzies. What they call the staff I dont know-Mary-take care!-

Mary Parker-as I have said-drove very carefully- amp; shed stayed in low gear for the descent-so we werent doing much more than twenty miles an hour when she slammed the brakes on.

All the same-the sudden stop threw me forward- amp; I was glad for once Id obeyed the law amp; fastened my rear seat belt.

As they say-it all happened so quickly-but I still had time to glimpse a man rolling down the embankment rising steeply on the left to the clinics boundary hedge.

Then he bounced into the road amp; vanished under our wheels.

Everything stood still. The car-time-our hearts. We were all convinced wed run him over. But surely there would have been a bump? — I told myself.

Then there was one. Or at least the car shuddered.

For a moment this felt like a delayed confirmation of our worst fears.

But that didnt make sense. You cant run over someone after youve stopped!

Even as I reached this logical conclusion-a broad-domed almost bald head began to rise like a full moon over the horizon of the bonnet- amp; I realized that the shudder had been caused by the man gripping the front of the car to pull himself up.

He leaned on the bonnet. Heavily. There was enough of him to suggest that-if there had been a bump-it would have been a big one!

He stared at us unblinkingly-out of the kind of face movie animators dream up for ogres.

His mouth twisted in a snarl- amp; he spoke.

It took a moment to register that in fact the snarl was a smile- amp; the words he spoke werent a threat-but a greeting.

He said-how do folks-what fettle?-

Now he moved round the side of the car. He walked slowly-like a bear that would have preferred to be on all fours-rather than upright. He gave Tom amp; Mary-still paralyzed by the shock-a friendly nod in passing. Then he took hold of the rear door- amp; pulled it open- amp; looked in at me.

— how do lass-he said-heading for the village?-

I nodded-not trusting myself to speak.

— grand-he said-room for a little un?-

amp;-without waiting for an answer-he pulled himself in alongside me.

Up to this point-Id thought he was wearing a garishly striped summer shirt amp; a casual woolen jacket-but now I saw him clearly- amp; I thought-oh shit!

He was dressed in pajamas amp; a dressing gown. On his left foot was a leather slipper. His right foot was bare. There were leaves clinging to him amp; thorns sticking into him. His face bled through a few light scratches.

But looking at him more closely-as I had no choice but to do-I realized hed suffered more physical damage than could be explained merely by pushing through a hedge- amp; rolling down the bank into the road.

There was a lot of him-but a kind of pallor amp; the looseness of the skin on that broad face suggested that there used to be a lot more. Your nurses eye would probably have done a full diagnosis in half a sec-but even I could see enough to work out hed recently been very ill.

An escaped loony-I thought! Then I recalled the gate mans phone call. This had to be the convie whod gone missing-a bit of a relief-though not much!

He said-youll know me again luv-

I realized Id been staring.

I said-yes-sorry-hello-Im Charlotte Heywood-

Automatically I offered my hand. Good manners never hurt anyone-remember dad drumming that into us? Then hed head out across the fields-to chase some daft bugger off his land-with his shotgun!

The escaped convie took it- amp; held it in a surprisingly gentle grip.

— glad to meet you-he said-Andy Deal-

— Tom Parker. My wife Mary-said Tom-are you all right?-

— grand-he replied-nifty bit of driving that luv. Lot of women I know would have run me over-while they were still looking for the brake-

Somehow it came out as a genuine compliment.

Mary-reassured-gave him a smile amp; started the car again.

I realized the man was still holding my hand. He peered into my face amp; said-Heywood-thas not one of Stompy Heywoods brood out at Willingden-are you?-

— Steve Heywoods my father-I said-but Ive never heard him called Stompy-

— thats likely cos tha never got in his way at the bottom of a loose scrum. Aye-I thought I could see a likeness-

Being told I resembled dad wasnt the biggest compliment Id ever had! I dont-do I? Answer yes- amp; Ill publish details of your steamy affair all over the internet!

I snatched my hand free- amp; gave him a glower- amp; he grinned as if this confirmed his identification.

Ahead of us a banner stretched high across the road- amp; inscribed WELCOME TO SANDYTOWN-HOME OF THE HEALTHY HOLIDAY-told us we were now entering the village. Except it wasnt a village-more a small town. Usually when you go back to places you recall as a kid-everything seems to have shrunk-could impress you with the physiological explanation for this phenomenon-but I wont! Sandytown was different-very much bigger than I recalled-looking prosperous too-our route took us past several shops-a small supermarket doing good business-an art amp; craft gallery-a working pottery-a jolly café-a Thai takeaway- amp; a seafood restaurant called Mobys!

The cobbled streets were clean amp; litter free-the buildings freshly painted amp; well kept. Distantly I could see bathers sporting in the dark blue waves of the sea- amp; holidaymakers taking thier ease in deck chairs set on the golden sand. Posters everywhere showing an outline map of York-shire-with a big cross on the coast- amp; the legend-SANDYTOWN IS OUR TOWN-LETS PUT IT ON THE MAP! — while across the main street hung a banner reading FESTIVAL OF HEALTH-AUGUST BANK HOLIDAY.

Maybe the Headbanger didnt bring us here at all-but found some rundown shantytown to put us off family trips forever!

Tom Parker-clearly delighted at these signs of activity-gave a running commentary on each individual attraction- amp; occasionally leant out of the open window to greet pedestrians-as Mary drove us slowly along.

— right luv-this ull do me-said Mr Deal suddenly.

I looked out amp; saw an old freshly whitewashed building displaying a sign which read THE HOPE amp; ANCHOR-LICENSEE A. HOLLIS. One of the pig family? — I wondered. Mary pulled in. Deal leaned forward amp; said-Thanks for the lift luv. Sorry if I scared you back there. Lost me footing. Lost me bloody slipper too. Not to worry. I dont doubt Prince bloody Charming ull come looking for me. Tom-tha seems to be a local lad in good standing. I daresay tha gets on well with them up at the Avalon?-

— yes indeed-said Tom-I know Dr Feldenhammer very well-often visit-

Wrong answer-I thought. You cant survive as a student for 3 years without getting a nose for a touch!

— grand. Thing is-Im staying up there for a couple of nights- amp; I seem to have come out without me wallet. So if you could sub me a fiver-better still 10-Ill leave it with old Fester for you to collect next time you call in-right?-

It would have taken a lot harder man than Tom Parker to refuse.

The money was passed over-20 in the end I noticed- amp; Mr Deal got out.

He turned amp; said-thanks for the lift-missus- amp; for the loan-Tom-

For the first time Tom Parker got a real look at him-full length-standing by the open door-in his pajamas-with one bare foot. It was clearly a shock- amp; I think that inside he was bidding a fond farewell to his 20 quid-but he still managed that beaming smile as he said-our pleasure-our very great pleasure-goodbye-

Now the man turned his gaze on me.

— bye luv-he said-remember me to your dad-

— bye Mr Deal-I said.

He moistened his lips amp; leaned forward. For a dreadful second I thought he was going to kiss me!

— Dee Ell-he said very distinctly-get that straight-else thall niver go to heaven. Dee Ell. Cheers-

He turned amp; limped into the pub.

— oh dear-said Tom-I doubt if theyll serve him-looking like that-

I said-would you refuse to serve him Tom?-

He glanced round at me-then he smiled.

— you know-I dont believe I would! — he said-but the further adventures of Mr Dee Ell are no concern of ours! Mary-drive on. Lets get home amp; see the children!-

Which is what we did.

Minnie has just burst in again to tell me lunch is ready-knocking at doors must come late on the Parker curriculum! Better go. Watch this space for more exciting news from sunny Sandytown!

amp; dont forget that pic!

Love

Charley xx