Where'd You Go, Bernadette

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I’m not divulging any proprietary Microsoft information when I say this. Microsoft is built on ideas, and you can’t just go blabbing those ideas, even to your family, because they might blab it to Kennedy, who blabs it to her dad, and even though he works at Amazon, he used to work at Microsoft and knows people, who he tells, and Dad hears about it, and you learn your lesson. Normally I’d never say where Dad was going on business, but I looked it up on the Internet, and there’s a video of his presentation at Walter Reed hospital that afternoon, so it’s totally public.