Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe

SEPTEMBER 22, 1986

When Evelyn Couch came into the lounge, Mrs. Threadgoode was asleep, and suddenly looked her age. Evelyn realized how old her friend really was, and it scared her. She shook her.

“Mrs. Threadgoode!”

Mrs. Threadgoode opened her eyes and patted her hair, and began talking at once. “Oh Evelyn. Have you been here long?”

“No, I just got here.”

“Well, don’t you ever let me sleep through visitors’ day. You promise?”

Evelyn sat down and handed her friend a paper plate with a barbecue sandwich and a piece of lemon icebox pie, a fork and napkin.

“Oh Evelyn!” Mrs. Threadgoode sat up. “Where’d you get this? Over at the cafe?”

“No. I made it especially for you.”

“You did? Well, bless your heart.”

Evelyn had noticed that for the past couple of months, her friend seemed to be getting more and more mixed up about time, past and present, and sometimes called her Cleo. Sometimes she would catch herself and laugh; but more and more, lately, she didn’t.

“Sorry I drifted off like that. But it’s not only me; everybody out here is exhausted.”

“Why, can’t you sleep at night?”

“Honey, nobody’s been able to sleep out here for weeks. Vesta Adcock has taken to making phone calls all night long. She calls everybody, from the president to the mayor. She called the queen of England to complain about something the other night. She gets herself all fussed up like an old cat and carries on all night long.”

“Why in the world doesn’t she close her door?”

“She does.”

“Well, why don’t they take the phone out of her room?”

“Honey, they did, only she don’t know it, she just keeps on making calls.”

“My God! Is she … crazy?”

“Well, let’s put it this way,” Mrs. Threadgoode said kindly. “She’s of this world, but not in it.”

“Yes. I think you’re right.”

“Honey, I sure would love a cold drink to go with my pie. You think you could get me one? I’d go, but I cain’t see well enough to find the slot.”

“Oh, of course. I’m sorry, I should have asked.”

“Here’s my nickel.”

“Oh Mrs. Threadgoode, now don’t be silly. Let me buy you a drink. My heavens.”

Mrs. Threadgoode said, “No. Now Evelyn, you take this money … you don’t need to be spending your cash on me,” she insisted. “I won’t drink it if you don’t let me pay for it.”

Finally, Evelyn took the nickel and bought the seventy-five-cent drink with it, as she always did.

“Thank you, honey … Evelyn, did I ever tell you I hated brussels sprouts?”

“No. Why don’t you like brussels sprouts?”

“I cain’t say. I just don’t. But I love anything else in the vegetable family. I don’t like them frozen, though, or in a can. I like fresh, sweet corn, lima beans, and good ol’ black-eyed peas, and fried green tomatoes …”

Evelyn said, “Did you know that a tomato is a fruit?”

Mrs. Threadgoode, surprised, said, “It is?”

“It sure is.”

Mrs. Threadgoode sat there, bewildered, “Oh no. Here all these years, throughout my whole life, I’ve been thinking they were a vegetable … served them as a vegetable. A tomato is a fruit?”

“Yes.”

“Are you sure?”

“Oh yes. I remember that from home economics.”

“Well, I just cain’t think about it, so I’m gonna pretend I never even got that piece of information. Now, a brussels sprout is a vegetable, isn’t it?”

“Oh yes.”

“Well, good. Now I feel better.… What about a snap bean? You’re not gonna tell me that’s a fruit, too?”

“No, that’s a vegetable.”

“Well, good.” She ate the last bit of pie and remembered something and smiled.

“You know, Evelyn, last night I had the loveliest dream. It seemed so real. I dreamed Momma and Poppa Threadgoode were standing on the front porch of the old house, waving for me to come over … and pretty soon, Cleo and Albert and all the Threadgoodes came out on the porch, and they all started calling to me. I wanted to go so bad, but I knew I couldn’t. I told them I couldn’t come now, not until Mrs. Otis got better, and Momma said, in that sweet little voice of hers, ‘Well, hurry up, Ninny, ’cause we’re all here waiting.’ ”

Mrs. Threadgoode turned to Evelyn, “Sometimes I just cain’t wait to get to heaven. I just cain’t wait. The first thing I’m gonna do is look up old Railroad Bill—they never did find out who he was. Of course, he was colored, but I’m sure he’ll be in heaven. Don’t you think he’ll be there, Evelyn?”

“I’m sure he will be.”

“Well, if anyone deserves to be there, it’s him—I just hope I know when I see him.”