Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe

SEPTEMBER 28, 1986

Today, they were enjoying a combination of things: Cokes and Golden Flake potato chips, and for dessert—another request from Mrs. Threadgoode—Fig Newtons. She told Evelyn that Mrs. Otis had eaten three Fig Newtons a day for the past thirty years, to keep her regular. “Personally, I eat ’em just ’cause I like the taste. But I’ll tell you something that’s good. When I was at home and didn’t feel like cooking, I’d walk over to Ocie’s store and pick up a package of those little brown-and-serve rolls and pour Log Cabin Syrup on them and have that for my dinner. They don’t cost all that much. You ought to try it sometime.”

“I’ll tell you what’s good, Mrs. Threadgoode, are those frozen honey-buns.”

“Honey-buns?”

“Yes. They’re like cinnamon buns. You know.”

“Oh, I love cinnamon buns. Let’s have some sometime, want to?”

“All right.”

“You know, Evelyn, I’m so glad you’re not on that diet of yours anymore. That raw food will kill you. I hadn’t wanted to tell you this before, but Mrs. Adcock nearly killed herself on one of those slimming diets. She ate so much raw food that she was rushed to the hospital with severe stomach pains and they had to do exploratory surgery on her. And she said that while the doctor was examining all her insides, he picked up her liver to get a close look at it, and dropped it right on the floor, and it bounced four or five times before they got it. Mrs. Adcock said that she has suffered with terrible backaches ever since, because of it.”

“Oh Mrs. Threadgoode, you don’t believe her, do you?”

“Well, that’s what she said at the dinner table the other night.”

“Honey, she’s just making that up. Your liver is attached to your body.”

“Well, maybe she got mixed up and it was a kidney or something else, but if I were you, I wouldn’t eat any more of that raw food.”

“Well okay, Mrs. Threadgoode, if you say so.” Evelyn took a bite of her potato chip. “Mrs. Threadgoode, there’s something I’ve been meaning to ask you. Didn’t you tell me one time that some people thought Idgie had killed a man? Or did I just think you said that?”

“Oh no, honey, a lot of people thought she had done it. Yes indeed, ’specially when she stood trial for murder with Big George over in Georgia …”

Evelyn was shocked. “She did?”

“Haven’t I ever told you about that before?”

“No. Never.”

“Oh … Well, it was awful! I remember the very morning. I was doing my dishes, listening to The Breakfast Club, when Grady Kilgore came up to the house and got Cleo. He looked like someone had died. He said, ‘Cleo, I’d rather cut off my right arm that to do what I’m about to do, but I’ve got to go take Idgie and Big George in on charges, and I want you to go with me.’

“You know, Idgie was one of his best friends, and it liked to of killed him to do it. He told Cleo that he would have resigned from office, but he said the thought of a stranger arresting Idgie was even worse.

“Cleo said, ‘My God, Grady, what’s she done?’

“Grady said that she and Big George were suspected of murdering Frank Bennett back in ‘thirty. Here, I didn’t even know he’d been dead or missing or anything.”

Evelyn said, “What made them think that Idgie and Big George did it?”

“Well, it seems that Idgie and Big George had threatened to kill him a couple of times, and the Georgia police had that on record, so when they found his truck, they had to bring them in …”

“What truck?”

“Frank Bennett’s truck. They were looking for a drowned body and found that truck in the river, not far from Eva Bates’s place, so they knew he’d been around Whistle Stop in nineteen thirty.

“Grady was furious that some damn fool had been stupid enough to call over to Georgia and give them the tag number … Ruth had been dead about eight years, and Stump and Peggy had already married and moved over to Atlanta, so it must have been around nineteen fifty-five or ’fifty-six.

“The next day, Grady took Idgie and Big George over to Georgia, and Sipsey went with them; nobody could talk her out of going. But Idgie wouldn’t let anybody else go with her, so we all had to stay home and wait.

“Grady tried to keep it quiet. Nobody in town talked about it if they knew … Dot Weems knew, but she never printed anything in the paper.

“I remember the week of the trial, Albert and I went over to Troutville to be with Onzell, who was terrified because she knew if Big George was found guilty of killing a white man, he’d wind up in the electric chair, just like Mr. Pinto.”

Just then, Geneene, the nurse, came in and sat down to have a cigarette and relax.

Mrs. Threadgoode said, “Oh Geneene, this is my friend Evelyn, the one I told you about who’s having such a bad menapause.”

“How do you do.”

“Hello.”

Then Mrs. Threadgoode went on and on to Geneene about how pretty she thought Evelyn was and didn’t Geneene think that Evelyn should sell Mary Kay cosmetics?

Evelyn was hoping that Geneene would leave so Mrs. Threadgoode would finish her story, but she never did. And when Ed came to get her, she was frustrated because now she would have to wait a whole week to hear how the trial came out. As she left, Evelyn said, “Don’t forget where you left off.”

Mrs. Threadgoode looked at her blankly. “Left off? You mean about Mary Kay?”

“No. About the trial.”

“Oh yes. Oh, that was something, all right …”