Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe

NOVEMBER 18, 1940

Stump was in the back room shooting at cardboard blackbirds with a rubber-band gun and Ruth was correcting papers when Idgie came banging in the back door from the annual Dill Pickle Club fishing trip.

He ran and jumped up on her and nearly knocked her down.

Ruth was glad to see her because she always worried whenever Idgie went off for a week or more, especially when she knew she was down at the river with Eva Bates. Stump ran out to look on the back steps.

“Where’s the fish?”

“Well, Stump,” Idgie said, “the truth is, we caught a fish, it was so big we couldn’t get it out of the water. We took a picture of it, though, and the picture alone weighs twenty pounds …”

“Oh Aunt Idgie, you didn’t catch any fish!”

About that time, they heard, “Whooo-ooo, it’s me … me and Albert, come to visit …” and in came a tall, sweet-looking woman, with her hair twisted back in a knot, and a little retarded boy, about Stump’s age, coming to visit just like they had every day for the past ten years; and they were always glad to see her.

Idgie said, “Well hey there, gal, how you doing today?”

“Just fine,” she said, and sat down. “How are you girls doing?”

Ruth said, “Well, Ninny, we almost had some catfish for supper, but they must not have been biting.” She laughed. “We’re having photographs instead.”

Ninny was disappointed. “Oooh, Idgie, I wish you had brought me a good ol’ catfish tonight … I love a good catfish. What a shame, I can just taste him.”

“Ninny,” Idgie said, “catfish don’t bite in the dead of winter.”

“They don’t? Well, you’d think they would be just as hungry in the winter as they are in the summer, wouldn’t you?”

Ruth agreed. “That’s true, Idgie. Why don’t they bite this time of year?”

“Oh, it’s not that they’re not hungry, it has to do with the temperature of the worm. A catfish won’t eat a cold worm, no matter how hungry it gets.”

Ruth looked at Idgie and shook her head, always amazed at the tales she could come up with.

Ninny said, “Well, that makes sense. I hate my food to get cold, myself, and I guess even if you were to heat up the worms, they would be cold by the time they got to the bottom of the river, wouldn’t they? And speaking of cold, hasn’t it been a cold old winter? It’s as cold as blitzen out there.”

Albert was across the room playing with Stump and shooting at the cardboard blackbirds. While Ninny was having her coffee, she had a thought. “Stump, do you reckon you could come over to my house and shoot your gun at these old blackbirds that are sitting on my telephone wires? I don’t want you to hurt them, I just want you to scare them off … I think they’re up there listening to my telephone calls, through their feet.”

Ruth, who adored Ninny, said, “Oh Ninny, you don’t think that’s true, do you?”

“Well, honey, that’s what Cleo told me.”