8:30 A.M. So subtracting the hour we took for lunch, that means we've covered five miles... in five hours?
We aren't moving at two miles per hour. We are moving at the rate of one mile per hour. So with five hours to go...
It's going to be DARK by the time we get there.
And Herbie is standing here next to me delaying the throughput of the entire troop.
"Okay, let's go! Let's go!" I tell him.
"All right! All right!" says Herbie, jumping.
What am I going to do?
Rogo, (I'm telling myself in my head), you loser! You can't even manage a troop of Boy Scouts! Up front, you've got some kid who wants to set a speed record, and here you are stuck behind Fat Herbie, the slowest kid in the woods. After an hour, the kid in front-if he's really moving at three miles per hour-is going to be two miles ahead. Which means you're going to have to run two miles to catch up with him.
If this were my plant, Peach wouldn't even give me three months. I'd already be on the street by now. The demand was for us to cover ten miles in five hours, and we've only done half of that. Inventory is racing out of sight. The carrying costs on that inventory would be rising. We'd be ruining the company.
But there really isn't much I can do about Herbie. Maybe I could put him someplace else in the line, but he's not going to move any faster. So it wouldn't make any difference.
Or would it?
"HEY!" I yell forward. "TELL THE KID AT THE FRONT TO STOP WHERE HE IS!"
The boys relay the call up to the front of the column.
"EVERYBODY STAY IN LINE UNTIL WE CATCH UP!" I yell. "DON'T LOSE YOUR PLACE IN THE LINE!"
Fifteen minutes later, the troop is standing in condensed line. I find that Andy is the one who usurped the role of leader. I remind them all to stay in exactly the same place they had when we were walking.
"Okay," I say. "Everybody join hands."
They all look at each other.
"Come on! Just do it!" I tell them. "And don't let go."
Then I take Herbie by the hand and, as if I'm dragging a chain, I go up the trail, snaking past the entire line. Hand in hand, the rest of the troop follows. I pass Andy and keep walking.