And when I'm twice the distance of the line-up, I stop. What I've done is turn the entire troop around so that the boys have exactly the opposite order they had before.
"Now listen up!" I say. "This is the order you're going to stay in until we reach where we're going. Understood? Nobody passes anybody. Everybody just tries to keep up with the person in front of him. Herbie will lead."
Herbie looks shocked and amazed. "Me?"
Everyone else looks aghast too.
"You want him to lead?" asks Andy.
"But he's the slowest one!" says another kid.
And I say, "The idea of this hike is not to see who can get there the fastest. The idea is to get there together. We're not a bunch of individuals out here. We're a team. And the team does not arrive in camp until all of us arrive in camp."
So we start off again. And it works. No kidding. Everybody stays together behind Herbie. I've gone to the back of the line so I can keep tabs, and I keep waiting for the gaps to appear, but they don't. In the middle of the line I see someone pause to adjust his pack straps. But as soon as he starts again, we all walk just a little faster and we're caught up. Nobody's out of breath. What a difference!
Of course, it isn't long before the fast kids in the back of the line start their grumbling.
"Hey, Herpes!" yells one of them. "I'm going to sleep back here. Can't you speed it up a little?"
"He's doing the best he can," says the kid behind Herbie, "so lay off him!"
"Mr. Rogo, can't we put somebody faster up front?" asks a kid ahead of me.
"Listen, if you guys want to go faster, then you have to figure out a way to let Herbie go faster," I tell them.
It gets quiet for a few minutes.
Then one of the kids in the rear says, "Hey, Herbie, what have you got in your pack?"
"None of your business!" says Herbie.
But I say, "Okay, let's hold up for a minute."
Herbie stops and turns around. I tell him to come to the back of the line and take off his pack. As he does, I take the pack from him-and nearly drop it.