X-Treme Latin (Lingua Latina Extrema)

Bumper Stickers-TITULI CURRULES

I’d rather be pillaging

Malim praedari

I’m dumb and I vote

Hebes sum et suffragia fero

My child can beat the crap out of your wimpy honor student

Filius meus puerum tuum studiosum laureatum mollem deverberare potest

Thank you for not thanking me for not smoking

Tibi gratias ago quod mihi gratias non agis quod fumum non comedo

Visualize world conquest

Habe ante oculos devictionem mundi

Keep honking-I’m reloading

Perge cornu canere-sclopetum repleo

Horn broken-watch for finger

Buccina fracta-exspecta signum digiti impudici

Barbarian on board

Barbarus in curru

Proud of our brutal police

Vigilitus nostris crudelibus gloriantes

Stop the aqueduct, save the unicorns

Sistite constructionem aquaeductus ut conservetis unicornes

I brake for lunch

Frenos inhibere soleo pransurus

Don’t blame me-I voted for Miss Piggy

Nolite me culpare-Suffragatus sum Erae Porcellae

Jesus loves you-everyone else thinks you’re an asshole

Te amat Iesus-ceteri te putant irrumatorem

If you can read this, I lost my trailer

Si hoc potes legere, traheam meam amisi