X-Treme Latin (Lingua Latina Extrema)

Hollywood Latin-SERMO LATINUS ACUIFOLIIS

I love it, I love it, I love it!

Id amo, id amo, id amo!

Make the mother the father, change the cat to a dog, and lose the kid with cancer

Muta matrem in patrem, converte felem in canem, amitte puerum cancerosum

And replace all the love scenes with car chases and set it in the Hamptons instead of the Civil War

Substitue autem persecutiones curriles pro episodiis eroticis, et conloca dramatis actionem in Hamtunis in vicem temporis Belli Civilis Americani

Wait, the girl in the copy room hated it!

Siste, puella in scriptorio xerographico fabulam oderat!

I’m putting it in turnaround

Hoc scriptum in purgatorium committo

Pasadena

Praetermitto

You’ll never eat lunch in this town again

Numquam in hoc oppido prandebis iterum