X-Treme Latin (Lingua Latina Extrema)

Stealth Latin for Golfers-SERMO LATINUS CLANDESTINUS IN LUSU CALEDONIO

Quod fustuarium!

Nice swing!

What a hack!

Salaputium fortunatum!

Great shot!

You lucky fuckhead.

Seligatur clava imprudenter

Be the right club.

Be the wrong club.

Pilula, curre in harenariam et defode te.

Hurry up ball, get some air! Be there!

Get in that bunker and bury.

Vola! Aberra! Egredere praeter terminos!

Stop! Hit something! Stay in play!

Go! Get lost, ball! Go out of bounds!

Immerge te in aquam!

Stay dry!

Get wet!

Decurre ab area leni in gramen densum!

Sit down! Bite!

Run off the green into the rough!

Transili puteolum!

Go in the hole!

Lip out!

Euax!

Aww, too bad!

Hurray!