X-Treme Latin (Lingua Latina Extrema)

Stealth Latin-SERMO LATINUS CLANDESTINUS

What you say in Latin

What you say it means

What it really means

Stupra fascino volanti torum pistrinum provolventem.

You never cease to amaze me with your deeply insightful remarks.

Go take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut.

Quin futuis uxorem tuam foedam?

Why doesn’t everyone recognize your genius?

Why don’t you go screw your ugly wife?

Velim caput tuum devellere deinde in confinium gulae cacare.

I just want to tell you how much I appreciate your constructive criticism.

I’d like to rip off your head and take a dump in the hole.

Mande merdam et morere.

Keep up the good work.

Eat shit and die.

Propudium parcissimum.

I’ll get the check.

You cheap bastard.

Carrus exsecrabilis est! Venditor te irrumavit!

What a great car! You got a heck of a deal!

What a piece of shit! You got taken to the cleaners!

Aspice hanc supellectilem vilem. Quale gurgustium est.

Fabulous house-I love your taste.

Look at this cheesy crap. What a dump.

Rotaturne capitulum huius, virus exspuens viride?

Well, now, really, isn’t that the cutest baby you’ve ever seen?

Does its head spin around and spit green slime?

Speciem scurrae habes. Spectaculum petauristarum bestiarumque nescieGam adesse.

Dynamite outfit! It really looks good on you.

You look like a clown. I didn’t know the circus was in town.

Amicus tuus expers rationis est. Viculus nescioquis barone suo privatus est.

Your boyfriend is a great guy. No wonder you’ve been keeping him to yourself.

He’s a total moron. Somewhere there’s a village missing its idiot.

Amica tua est originis extraterrestrialis. Si fortuna tibi faveat, cum astronavem suam ista refecerit, a terra tuaque vita discedet tam cito quam fulmen ascendit.

Your girlfriend is a knockout. Talent, beauty, brains-she has it all.

She’s a space alien. If you’re lucky, when she gets her flying saucer fixed, she’ll be out of here and out of your life in a flash.