X-Treme Latin (Lingua Latina Extrema)

Bad Latin, the Dirty Dozen-SERMO LATINUS IMPUDICUS: DUODECIM OBSCENA

asshole

culus, i m.; podex, podicis, m.

balls to be blown & to blow

coleus, i m.; irrumo, irrumare fello, fellare; ligurio, ire; (verpam) comedo, esse, edi, estum

to bugger butt

pedico, are clunis, is m. & f. (clunes, ium); natis, is f. (nates, ium); puta, ae f.

cock

capulus, i m.; cauda, ae f.; cicer, is n.; clavus, i m.; cucumis, eris m.; falcula, ae f.; fascinum, i n.; gladius, i m.; hasta, ae f.; membrum, i n.; mentula, ae f.; peculium, i n.; radix, icis f.; rutabulum, i n.; sicula, ae f.; telum, i n.; verpa, ae f.; vomer, eris m.

cunt

aratiuncula, ae f.; cunnus, i m.

fart, to fart

crepitus, us. m.: strepitus, us m.; crepo, crepare, crepui, crepitum; pedo, pedere, pepedi, peditum; strepito, are

to fuck

concumbo, concumbere, concubui, concubitum; futuo, futuere, futui, fututum

to jerk off

frico, fricare, fricui, frictum (fricatum); percieo, ire, ivi, itum; sollicito, are; tero, terere, trivi, tritum; tracto, tractare

piss, to piss

urina, ae f.; meio, meiere, mixi, mictum; mingo, mingere, minxi, minctum

shit, to shit

fimus, i m. & fimus, i n.; merda, ae f.; stercus, oris n.; caco, are