The Kings Of Cool

13

Sad Fact of Life Smart people sometimes get stupid, but stupid people never get smart.

Never.

Ever.

“You can come down the evolutionary ladder,” Chon has observed to Ben and O; “you can’t climb up.”

(Okay, there’s always that ya-yo in the mall trying to run up the down escalator, but that just proves the point.)

So Buddy Three, having witnessed the utter destruction of his three pals in a matter of single-digit seconds, flees to the inside of the van (where, if he were smart, he would remain) and emerges (see?) with a pistol.

And says to Chon,

“ Now what are you going to do, asshole?”

The prosecution rests.

God is God.

Darwin is Darwin.