Places Ben Would Expect to See His Father Before He Would Expect to See Him on the Patio:
1. A Republican National Committee Fund-raiser
2. Dollywood
3. Wines R Us
4. A Monster Truck Show
5. Rush Limbaugh’s Small Intestine
6. Anywhere
Ben fucking reels.
Turns and walks away.
The truth always comes home, but not to his home.