The Kings Of Cool

193

Ben answers his phone.

Hears OGR say, “We’ll take your shit off your hands, but at thirty cents on the dollar.”

“You sure you don’t want to fuck me in the ass, too,” Ben asks, “while you’re at it?”

“You say one more word, it’s twenty-five.”

“Thirty-five,” Ben says. “Come on, don’t be a dick-you’re making huge money on this.”

“What kind of weight we talking?” OGR asks.

“Jesus, on the phone?”

“I’m clean,” OGR says. “Hey, if you’re not…”

“One twenty, give or take.”

“Pounds?!”

“No, gallons, dickwad.”

“Watch your fucking mouth.”

“We on, or not?”

“I’ll get back to you with a time and place,” OGR says.

“Bring cash,” Ben says.