The Kings Of Cool

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Ben kept inbreeding like a European royal family, generation after generation, until he produced not a Tea Party member or a drooling pink-eyed idiot, but a female plant whose fecund buds veritably dripped (okay, not really) with THC.

Tetrahydrocannabinol.

Aka delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol.

Aka dronabinol.

The main psychoactive substance in marijuana.

(For the blazers out there-it’s why you’re too high right now to understand “psychoactive substance.”)

Ben the Mad Botanist didn’t produce a Porsche, he produced a Lamborghini.

Not a Rolex but a Patek.

If Ben’s blend were a horse, it would be Secretariat.

A mountain, Everest.

Michael Jordan.

Tiger Woods

(before).

The max.

The ult.

Cherry Garcia.

Hydroponic cannabis.