The Kings Of Cool

67

She was looting (an absent) Paqu’s dresser drawers for cash and found something even better.

A vibrator.

What she would refer to as

Paqu’s Smartest Boyfriend

The Bestest Stepdad Ever.

Ubermann.

(With apologies to Chon’s beloved Nietzsche.)

BNI

(Batteries Not Included).

No first dates, no awkward conversations, no futile fumbling, no messy human relationships. Just fire that bad boy up, find a suitable fantasy, and

The big O or

Os, plural, if you do it right.

However

Right next to the rabbit, she found something else.

Her birth certificate with the

Name of the father she’d never met.

Paul Patterson.

Her father’s identity sitting next to a plastic phallus.

Three months in therapy right there.